What I CAN eat

I think I have finally worked out a diet.

As much as I want:

Pears (Peeled)

Apples (Golden Delicious)

Black-eyed Peas

Lentils

Eggs

All meat (fresh)

White fish

White rice

White sugar

maple syrup

Cabbage

Onions

Peas

Cauliflower

Kelp & Seaweed

Iceburg lettuce

Brussel sprouts (Boiled)

Salt

Chives

Saffron

Canola Oil

Safflower Oil

Sunflower Oil

Ghee

Also In Moderate Amounts:

Chickpeas

Split peas

Asparagus

Green Beans

Garlic

Limes (only 1/2, NO PEEL!)